Some things to think about as you go about your day:
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
- Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
- Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
- Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
- Do clowns wear really big socks?
- Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
- Do fish get thirsty?
- Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?
- Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
- Do pilots take crash-courses?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”?
- Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
- Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Borrowed from http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/stupid.html.
